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| A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! |
... the end of my forties that is. Ten days from now, on the 7th of
August (at precisely 9.50 a.m.), I shall turn 50. Part of me intended to ignore
the forthcoming birthday and let it pass in a blur of self-denial and oblivion.
However, the arrival of an NHS-stamped envelope on Friday morning soon put paid
to that notion. Inside I read the glad tidings that I would soon be receiving in the post what can only be described as a cardboard human pooper scooper.
Undeniable proof (if any were needed, in addition to the steadily widening
girth, greying locks - for which Son+Heir bears sole responsibility - and encroaching wrinkles) that I am officially approaching
middle age. And for any of you who are
thinking “hmmph, more like old age!”, I have one thing to say to you: now that
the experts are forecasting hosts of people living until they’re one hundred, fifty is
most definitely the start of middle age!
As anyone who has been following this blog for a while will
know, HunterGatherer failed miserably to deal with his cardboard contraption last year (see previous Ignore the Cardboard Boxes at Your Peril post); in fact it is still lying around the house somewhere. Or at
least bits of it are... Having nagged him regularly to do the necessary, it
would be remiss - nay hypocritical - of me not to do so myself, so I am now patiently awaiting
the arrival of my bijou pooper scooper pack. At any rate, from what I’ve read in the
informative leaflet thoughtfully provided by the NHS, catching bowel cancer
early is pretty darned important – and that seems like one very good reason for me to
continue nagging HG!
Fortunately, all is not doom and gloom on the
birthday front, as my wonderful mum (aka Supergran) has invited me for a
celebratory lunch on the 7th. We are to be returning to her home
village of Muthill, in Perthshire, to visit the imaginatively entitled Barley
Bree, recently crowned Scottish Restaurant of the Year. For self-confessed “gourmand”
Yours Truly (the more observant of you may have noticed that it’s gone rather
quiet on the “get fit and not fat for fifty” campaign recently...), the
prospect of a luxury luncheon is simply the best present ever. You can be sure that I shall be reporting
back on the said meal in my next blog post, so watch this space...
And talking of things culinary, the return of the rains
(that “s” was intentional, by the way) to this temporarily parched part of
Scotland has led to a flurry of foliage at the Sparrowholding – sadly most of
it being foliage that we have no wish to see. Our long-suffering rhubarb plant, Ruby,
disappeared almost overnight under a mat of couch grass and chickweed, as
indeed did much of the outside veggie plot. And with HG and I either flat out
in a farm workshop (he’s spending a lot of time underneath a forage harvester
at the moment) or glued to the computer screen, we are powerless to fight the
triffid-like invasion. Still, on a slightly positive note, the stalwart survivors from our two rows of pea plants - which were mercilessly pecked by thieving pigeons - have rallied
slightly. Better still, a whole crop of "rogue" potatoes has sprouted up unbidden in the area which HG had technically left fallow this year, so (blight notwithstanding) we'll have some maincrop potatoes when we've finished the earlies from the polytunnel.
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| Poor Ruby the rhubarb plant is almost hidden by weeds |
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| Paltry pea crop thanks to pesky pecking pigeons |
Meanwhile the lawn has been under attack, too – by invaders
furry rather than phyto. I struggle to
know how to feel towards these handsome (see photo) subterranean interlopers, who
are fascinating and frustrating in equal measure.
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| Following the mole trail... |
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| But doesn't he have such a lovely black coat? |
As for the equine and ovine
creatures inhabiting the Sparrowholding, they were rather glad to bid farewell
to the relentless sunshine, as they were finding things a tad hot outside.
FatHorse, it has to be said, is not enjoying being in her starvation paddock
for the summer, but the bitter pill has been sweetened somewhat by the arrival
of two companions, as a neighbour’s ponies are visiting for their summer hols. So while the neighbour's non-native horse gloats smugly on the
other side of the electric fence (where the grass grows long and comparatively lush), FatHorse and the miniature Shetland - both of whom would be quick to go off their
legs otherwise – are suffering in dignified silence in their modest,
buttercup-filled corner of the field. Come
to think of it, after the forthcoming birthday celebrations, Yours Truly may well have to head to the starvation paddock to join them!
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| Lazing on a Sunday afternoon... |
