Square Sparrow
Freelance writer Square Sparrow lives on a rambling smallholding in rural Scotland with her husband (HunterGatherer) and, now and then, their three offspring. Other smallholding incumbents include one overly indulged feline called FatCat, a similarly rotund Highland pony called FatHorse, plus a flock of rather attractive Shetland sheep – known affectionately as the Chocolate Sheep because of their rich assortment of wool colours (and because of Square Sparrow’s passion for chocolate).
Friday, 23 October 2015
Square Sparrow blog flies to a new nest...
A little bird is here to tell you that the Square Sparrow blog has now flown to its rather lovely new "nest" over on WordPress. Here's the address of our new website, where you'll find more anecdotes about the life of a writer living in the middle of rural Scotland with a polytunnel, a Highland pony and a flock of chocolate sheep. Oh, and husband HunterGatherer, of course! Plus there are foodie snippets, along with the occasional recipe and restaurant review.
http://square-sparrow.com/
Thanks for following and look forward to seeing you there!
PS: We'd love to know what you think about the new site, so please leave a comment there :-)
Monday, 2 March 2015
Celebrating 25 years not out!
Another canapé? Don't mind if I do... |
And there were more! This time smoked salmon and crème fraîche blinis |
Perfectly cooked goat's cheese for starters |
HunterGatherer doesn't feel he's had a proper meal unless he's eaten some beef (which was no bad thing, as a member of the Quality Meat Scotland team was in attendance!!) |
Our first ever taste of orange and mascarpone ice cream. The verdict? Yum!! |
Lemon mousse as well? Rude not to... (though the pedant in me is reaching out to move that errant raspberry!) |
There was even some Isle of Mull Cheddar on the plate (reference to the fact that we originally met on the Isle of Mull) |
The tablet didn't last long ;-) |
Friday, 30 January 2015
Mini-photomontage: The Tracks on our Track in Winter
A bird has scuttled across the track here - possibly a pheasant |
One aspect of there being snow on the ground that particularly appeals to Yours Truly (in addition to skiing, building igloos and other such pursuits!) is that it's suddenly possible to find out about a whole world of activity that normally goes on unnoticed, namely the movements of myriad animals. So this morning I was out and about (any excuse to avoid work!), photographing the evidence...
FatCat has evidently been on the prowl |
Ever not known whether you were coming or going?! |
One man and his dog appear to have been walking here |
Someone was too busy pawing the ground to let me photograph her hoof prints: "Where's my breakfast?!" |
And, finally, I couldn't resist stomping on this mini-snowdrift! |
Wednesday, 17 December 2014
Festive greetings from The Sparrowholding...
Merry Christmas to one and all! |
Dear All,
Tonight, just as I was pondering how to encapsulate the
Sparrowholding exploits of 2014, I happened to encounter a former teacher of
all three offspring, who asked after their well-being with the immortal words:
“So how are the grafter, the mercurial one and the talented-but-alternative one?”
Yours Truly is still trying to work out which descriptor was intended for which
child, but in the meantime…
A historic moment in a historic building -
the Sheldonian Theatre opened its doors in 1669
|
In June, after three years of burying her head in the
Bodleian library and one year of intensive pâtisserie research in Paris, DD1 graduated
from the city of the dreamy spires with a B.A. in French – or, as her mother
irreverently refers to it, “fusty French” because of all the medieval
literature involved. Far more importantly (in her father’s eyes!), and despite
being consigned to crutches 10 weeks prior to the hotly contested women’s rugby
Varsity match, she also emerged from her final season with a ‘full blue’– a term presumably inspired by
the ubiquitous bruises sustained by participants during the 80 punishing
minutes of play... By something akin to a miracle, all five of us managed to
converge in one Ordnance Survey square of the UK map for 24 hours on graduation
day to celebrate the culmination of DD1’s studies. Or, to be more precise, the
temporary culmination… for no sooner had the avid academic rid herself of the purgatory
of relentless exam stress than she signed herself up for yet another 18 months
of cerebral torture (this time of the legal rather than the linguistic
persuasion). Consequently, late 2014 finds her slogging her way through a law
conversion course in London while holding down three part-time jobs – her
father and I often wonder what she does in her copious spare time.
Dark blue through and through - and that's just the bruises! |
Spot the new astro boots! |
Big Brother (or sister...) is watching you in the New Town |
All of which brings us neatly to the girls’ little brother (note perfect “link
sentence”, cunningly inserted as practice for Yours Truly’s English tutees in
the run-up to the prelims…). Son and heir has by now almost certainly
skateboarded every street and alleyway in Edinburgh, with only one trip to
Edinburgh A&E to show for his efforts. Always a bit of a culture vulture,
he now hosts a mini art gallery on his upper arm, including a partly completed
diagram of an origami frog. Apparently, the idea is that further lines will be
added as he completes further phases of his life (we wait with bated breath to
see if the frog will actually fold itself when his skin eventually starts to
sag with age…). Half-way through 2014, our bohemian boy traded in the owl-like
hours of the cocktail king for the lark-like hours of the latte artist. In
addition to testing out his barista expertise on the unsuspecting residents of
Bruntsfield, the family’s culinary dark horse has also been utilising his cooking
skills (none of them learnt from his mother!) in the café kitchen to whip up gastronomic
delights with which to enthral the taste buds of his lucky customers.
Underneath this bandage is some quality stitching.. |
Farmpa donned a wasp-proof suit while cementing his roof from the forklift bucket... |
When HunterGatherer is not otherwise engaged whispering sweet nothings into the ears of recalcitrant fertiliser spreaders to persuade them to dispense the correct proportions of NPK (Nitrogen, Phosphorus and Potassium for any non-chemist/non-farmer readers), he is to be found either tending the chocolate sheep or propping up the goalposts at the local hockey pitch, waiting (im)patiently for an opportunity to poach the odd goal or two. Having scored a hat trick during a recent game, he has (much as we are loath to admit it) rather trumped the rest of the family.
HunterGatherer was worried the sheep might not see him... |
Nothing like a wee tournament to finish off the season |
Wednesday, 10 December 2014
Romance is in the air at the Sparrowholding...
Mungo the Magnificent - ready for action |
So it was that
on the 15th November, our amorous ram was shown an open gate and let loose in the hill paddock. At first he didn’t notice his wannabe wives
perched on the horizon. But it didn’t take him long, and soon he was galloping
uphill – no doubt all the while trying to remember the chat-up lines that had
worked best for him last year...
Romeo running towards his Juliets |
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And suddenly the lamb paddock was almost empty... |
Snowdrop (left); Lily (centre);Pipsqueak (right) |
The pop-up paddock in the garden |
We like our
sheep to be easily handled and used to human contact, so HunterGatherer has
fenced off a corner of the garden at the moment and they’re happily grazing
round the apple and plum trees as we come and go during the day. They’re also getting
some pellets or the occasional block of dried grass to get them used to coming
to the trough (a handy habit to establish when you want to catch them easily
when they’re older!).
"Er, where's my snack? Socks is not impressed that the lambs are being given special treatment! |
And neither are the other ewes! |
The Sparrowholding "Illuminations" |
Thursday, 27 November 2014
Full steam ahead at the Miele Calorie Neutral lunch
Chef for the Miele Steam! event in Edinburgh was the lovely Jacqueline O'Donnell |
I can honestly say that Miele’s recent “Steam!” lunch, held
at the Mark Greenaway restaurant on North Castle Street in Edinburgh was a unique
and fabulous occasion, which will linger on in my memory long after other luncheons
have faded from mind.
“So what was so special about it?” I hear you ask.
Where should I begin? Possibly at the very
beginning would be a propitious starting point, as Maria from the Sound of
Music once very sensibly opined.
The
luncheon had been billed on Twitter as a calorie neutral event, an attribute
which immediately caught my attention. According to the email invitation sent
out by Miele, prior to eating, guests would participate in a Bodybalance™ class.
You wouldn't believe how hard we worked.... |
Having played a couple of hours of hockey the previous day,
Yours Truly was slightly concerned that her ability to undertake any sort of
physical challenge might have been seriously compromised. However, fortunately
our personal trainer – the gentle Jonathon from Total Health in Edinburgh – did
not demand too much of the nine slightly unlikely members of his pre-prandial
fitness session.
He led us patiently through
a series of stretching and “full body” exercises that we all did our utmost
to implement. And when one of the floor exercises placed the skirt-clad member of
our group of gastronomes in a slightly delicate position, the chivalrous Jonathon
immediately offered her his jacket to protect her knees' modesty.
The ever-patient Jonathon from Total Health |
Twenty minutes later, our class was complete, and the
relevant number of calories had been duly burned. Next it was time for a cup
of restorative green tea – which, we were informed, has the felicitous effect of encouraging
fat burning (whereupon Yours Truly made an immediate note to buy some on her next foray to the local supermarket).
Sitting around the table sipping said tea provided a perfect
opportunity to find out a bit about some of my fellow diners, who proved to be excellent company. On my right was a mature lady who, along with her husband, had recently retired to Highland
Perthshire and who had become (just one week previously) the proud owner of a steam oven, but had not yet given it a "test drive". The Steam! lunch was a perfect chance for her to see it being put through its
paces.
On my left were a fellow writer – the food editor of Art Mag Edinburgh (always a pleasure to meet
other freelance foodies, and we even discovered we'd attended the same school!) – plus two younger and, as it transpired, highly intriguing table-mates. One was a young lady with a
degree in biological science and management from Edinburgh University who is currently training to be a joiner because she's found she loves working with wood; the other was a young man
with the most spectacular moustache that I believe I have ever seen at close
quarters. He is currently the model fronting the PR campaign for Dick Winters men's underwear. As you might imagine, conversation at our side of the table was certainly anything but dull...
Being a gregarious person by nature, I have to confess that I was
in my element all afternoon, and meeting such fascinating
people added significantly to my enjoyment of the whole event!
Soon our hostesses began to talk us through the first of the
five courses that awaited our avid foodie attentions. Our chef for the day was
internationally acclaimed Jacqueline O’Donnell, one of the dynamic sororial duo
behind The Sisters Restaurant in Glasgow. Jak’s able assistant for the day was
Alex from Miele – the company whose steam ovens had the weighty responsibility of
cooking our calorie neutral meal!
Eagerly, we devoured the paper menu on the table with our
eyes, and we liked what we saw…
Could it really be possible that we could tuck into such an
apparently indulgent menu and still leave the table with impunity, safe in the
knowledge that our initial Bodybalance™ session and green tea had accounted for every
single calorie we were about to ingest? If having most of the impending meal steamed
meant that we could, we were certainly game to try!
To say that the entire meal served to us at the
Edinburgh Steam! event was utterly
superb would scarcely be to do it full justice. The broccoli was impeccably
steamed to ensure a perfect 'bite’ and remained the same deep emerald green
as it no doubt was when first plucked from a local farmer’s field.
Steamed purple broccoli with cured salmon and almonds |
Sprinkled on top was a scattering of small, seductive chunks
of cured salmon (which Jak explained she had wrapped in a mixture of sea salt,
sugar, dill and lemon zest and left overnight in the fridge); meanwhile, the
accompanying dressing (comprising white wine vinegar, rapeseed oil and micro cress,
if my memory serves me well) complemented both broccoli and salmon to
perfection.
Next on the menu was a dish involving one of my favourite
veggies: the humble red beetroot. Steamed in the futuristic, tardis-like oven and
served with broad beans and puy lentils, this course totalled a mere 80
calories. Sweet music to a gourmand’s ears...
Steamed beetroot with broad beans and puy lentils |
Two dishes down, and it was time for our fish and meat courses, both of which raised the already high standard set by the previous
courses. I can’t remember to my shame exactly how Jak said she made the
stuffing for the lemon sole, but two things I do know: it contained prawns; and it reminded me why I should eat fish more often. Anyone
who thinks that steamed meat and fish has to be bland should think again. The flavour of this fish was sublime.
As a huge fan of venison, I was delighted to hear Jak
announce that whereas an 8oz fillet steak contains – on average – 26 g of fat,
a similar amount of venison contains a mere 3g. The only slight downside, she
added, of cooking meat in a steam oven can be the colour – but, of course,
there are ways round this.
She showed us how to drop a smidgen of rapeseed oil (from a
special ‘dropper’ container that prevented too much oil escaping at once!) on
to each steamed venison fillet, rub it into the surface of the meat and then
sear the meat, briefly, in a frying pan – just long enough to give it the
colour and crispness that so enhances both appearance and flavour.
The fillets were swiftly removed from the pan, their place
being taken by a blend of Scottish Brambles with a dash of balsamic vinegar and a smidgen of sugar. This mixture was cooked rapidly before being spooned over the meat. Re-sult!
Wild Highland venison loin with Scotch brambles |
Unbelievably, we had by now worked our way through four of
our allotted five courses, watching attentively as each was prepared and cooked – or rather steamed – before our very eyes, while hearing from Alex and Jak about the myriad dishes that
can successfully be cooked in Miele’s innovative steam ovens.
Dessert proved to be yet another delight for our taste buds – belying its
apparent simplicity. The combo of steamed rhubarb and pineapple might have appeared an unlikely pairing, but it worked an absolute treat (perhaps the dash of rum helped!).
Serving it with a scoop of coconut ice cream was also an inspired notion.
Steamed rhubarb and pineapple with coconut ice cream |
This truly was rhubarb as you’ve never tasted it before: devoid of
its customary sugar-steeped ‘bath’ yet still extremely pleasant on the palate. The
flavours of the two fruits melded into one glorious burst of lusciousness, and by the time the last drop of fruit-infused coconut cream had been scraped
from the plate, we were all perfectly replete.
It is no exaggeration to say that this was one of the finest meals that I’ve ever had the privilege of being served in a restaurant. Moreover, the pleasure of watching it take shape
before my very eyes enhanced the experience significantly.
The day’s only disappointment was that a steam oven’s price puts it slightly (all right, more than slightly…) out of my league for the moment. However, if I ever win the lottery, all that will change. And if you'd like a chance to win one of the ovens, tweet your favourite meal cooked with a Miele steamer using the hashtag #mielesteam. Good luck!
The day’s only disappointment was that a steam oven’s price puts it slightly (all right, more than slightly…) out of my league for the moment. However, if I ever win the lottery, all that will change. And if you'd like a chance to win one of the ovens, tweet your favourite meal cooked with a Miele steamer using the hashtag #mielesteam. Good luck!
Friday, 21 November 2014
The Miele steam train is coming to town…
Trainers at the ready... |
I’ll write in more detail about this unusual lunchtime
engagement “after the event”. However, for now, here’s the email that spills
the beans (note food pun!) on what to expect…
Dear Guests,
We look forward
to seeing you at the Miele Calorie Neutral Restaurant on Monday 24th November
at 12.30pm.
Please arrive a few
minutes before to get seated…
FORMAT OF THE DAY
You will be welcomed
with a Green Tea before taking part in a light Bodybalance™ class with Total
Health instructor, Craig Ali. (Please note that this class is not an
extreme fitness workout, and you will not be required to change your clothes.)
You will then be
treated to a delicious, healthy tasting menu cooked with steam. The food will
be made with Miele steam appliances and you will have the opportunity to talk
to Jacqueline O’Donnell and a Miele Home Economist about the appliances and the
dishes. Please do not hesitate to ask any questions throughout
the event.
We look forward
to seeing you next week!
The Miele Events
Team
Any excuse to visit Edinburgh is welcome! |
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